Privacy

Talk about a slow day. You're actually reading our Privacy Policy. We better make this good. OK, here goes:

Junk mail is a heinous pox on humanity, and we will never, ever, add any more of it to your life. To accomplish this, we will never sell your email address or any personal information to Third Parties. Or Fourth, Fifth and Six Parties (these spammers are wily, that's why we have to be so careful). You will only get emails from us, and only if you sign up for them. And obviously, you may opt out at any time. We keep your inquiries, comments, and job applications confidential. In the case of an application, we may share your name with the local authorities, to make you're not wanted by them, before we decide if you are wanted, by us.

Mellow Mushroom works with two outstanding creative agencies, Markham Unlimited and Mode, to provide upkeep of our website. These companies may have access to the most basic personal information if they need it to do work on the site. Like Mellow Mushroom, these companies will not share your personal information with anyone. And frankly, being creative types and all, they wouldn't know what to do with the information anyway. Rocket scientists they ain't.

MMM, cookies.
Cookies on our website are actually not tasty, but they are useful. The cookies we set will allow us to make the website easier for you to use—by taking you to your local Mellow every time you return, for instance. So relax, take the tin-foil helmet off, we are not reading your mind.

Links to Other Sites
Some of our web pages offer links to other websites, such as shops we like and breweries we are proud to work with. If you visit these sites, you are then subject to their privacy policies.